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Every Online Business Owner
Wears an Invisible Shirt That Says...
“I Wanna Be Noticed”
Wildly Exaggerate, Super Humanize and Make Yourself Larger
than Life to Outsell Anyone Online – Even if You Have Zero Personality
Dr. Friend,
Have you ever seen a gorgeous, sexy chick walk down the street? I mean a fine attractive woman that’s a twelve on a "ten" scale - burning white hot?
Didn’t it feel as if your eyes would pop out of your head? Then the rush of emotional energy flows to your heart. It pounds with excitement. Feeling as if it could burst from your chest with lust and love, you anticipate her coming your way. Smelling her sweet perfume as she strolls by, your trowsers grow tight … well, uhh, … we won’t go there.
All this happens very quickly and sequentially- bang, bang and BANG. Without thought, guaranteed.
Has that ever happened to you?
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"Id say your SuperToon made a BIT of a difference. Take a look at the highlighted date in the image to the left and let me know what you think. Ha, ha. Thanks sooo much, Vince - Keep kickin'-butt!"
John Wood
www.Functional Hand Strength.com |
Well, it's happened to me before. And even more recently - sort of.
I was sitting watching the movie, “MASK” starring Jim Carey. You know the one where Jim’s character starts out an average down-and-out Joe with a dead end job and no woman. He finds this Mask, puts it on and turns into a superhuman, charismatic, chick magnet.
Well, there’s one scene where he’s checkin’ out a sexy chick in a bar, and what happens?
His eyes bug out of his head – literally, they fly out from his head. And then his heart pounds and jumps from his chest. You can see the heart pumping in air for a few secs before it re-enters.
I sat mesmerized. So did my four year old who was complaining about wanting to watch a Strawberry Shortcake video before I flipped “Mask” on. The complaining stopped after a few scenes of never seen before action (in her eyes).
“Mask” was one of a genre series that blended live action with cartoon animation. The first ever was “Who Framed Roger Rabbit.” You might have faint traces of Jessica Rabbit, wife of Rodger, who was this voluptuous sexy ‘Toon that starred in the movie.
These movies were great examples of wild exaggerations of reality. They captured our interest and held our attention for hours. Anytime you entertain someone, that person will come back and pay again and again. Hence, the reason they came out with Mask II.
Bottom line: Entertainment sells!
Proof is in the Pudding
My email inbox is literally stuffed with prospects willingly handing over their names and emails. The image to the right is proof. These are opt-ins coming from a squeeze page. Of the percent (0.3%) that click on my ad (CRTs) almost 26% (Conv. Rate) willingly give me their emails and names. Compare that to about 3% (Conv. Rate) before using a 'Toon on the same entry page. This is from just one ad and one day mind you. You could imagine how big your list could grow in an entire year. |
Now apply this concept to your online business. There are over 5 million other websites like yours out there. The Net is full of content- some good content and some terrible. Fact is, the net is not short on content. Are you sick of me saying the word content? Content, content, content (thought I’d slip a few more in there). People are numb from information overload.
In order to get your products sold and have people sign into your mail list for future “sales”, you need to ENTERTAIN them.
If you entertain them, you’ll hold them spellbound like Sophia and I watching “Mask” and then they’ll drop their guard. That’s the exact moment you deliver your knockout-marketing message.
I’ve helped several well known online websites personalities create characters and cartoons messages to sell their wears online.
People are astounded when they see the results from having a SuperToon created by AdToons™.
How a silly, playful, funny cartoon brings mega dollars into your online merchant account?
- Improve Sales because of the dropped guard of “Don’t sell to me”
- Doubled or even Tripled Opt-ins to create a gigantic Mail List due to the wildly exaggerated Unique Selling Proposition - USP
- Polished Brand to the Max with having a personality behind a static flat business or website.
That is why I created a book that will revolutionize the way products get sold online called,
“The Art of Selling Using Cartoons ”.
In this amazing book, you’ll learn: |
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How to Double or even Triple email Opt-ins |
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How to Get FREE Advertising Using Cartoons |
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How to gain $2.00 prospect leads compared to $80.00 per-lead |
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How to send sales to the sky with cartoons |
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How to find the unique qualities within you to sell your products or service |
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Learn how cartoons help make a lasting impression quickly |
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How I generated 45% more sales using cartoons in a direct response format compared to just plain text. I’ll show you the ads side by side and break them down to analyze each element |
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Which is better - to entertain or to inform your prospects? |
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The strategies I use to build my list not relying on a Joint Venture or Affiliate arrangement |
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What is the best form of advertising and how cartoons help enhance it |
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The truth about cartoons in advertisements revealed. What you should use; high gloss images or cartoons to enhance advertisements? |
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Are pop-ups are all they are cracked up to be - to gain a BIG list? |
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What Dr. Suess, the greatest creative genius storybook writer who ever lived, has to do with advertising. |
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Why the Charles Atlas ads were so effective in the 1940s when they came out |
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Learn how important it is to connect with your audiences emotions and how cartoons create the emotional connection |
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How cartoons make buying easy for your customer |
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How to create a customer for life |
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How Walt Disney viewed what he was in the business of. And we are not talking marketing Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. Every business owner should adopt this same mentality or die along the way. |
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Learn how to create a memory anchor in the mind of your prospects and have them revist your site even if they didn't purchase one thing from you initially. |
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How to turn profit from cartoons practically overnight |
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What's the single KEY ingredient every successful online business has and how to do it to catapult you ahead of 3/4 of your competition |
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Why cartoons are effective forms to supplement any advertising campaign |
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How to effectively set up your next squeeze page to ensure someone willingly hands over their email |
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When to use cartoons and when to use photos in your ads – there is a science to this |
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Walt Disney’s Entertainment Elements that can be applied to any businesses advertising or marketing campaign. |
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How to spark word of mouth advertising and drive major traffic to your site |
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And much more … |
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What can you learn from cartoon marketing
Ted Giesel, better known as Dr. Seuss said: "I like nonsense- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking through life in the wrong end of the telescope, which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
Little known fact Dr. Seuss, before he became wildly famous for his children's books used his cartoon style characters for large companies like Ford and GE as well as several other well known companies.
Dr. Seuss can't be more right! If you can't have fun with your business and marketing, your prospects won't perceive you as unique or different. These factors seperate good marketers from outstanding and outlandish ones.
I’ve had the great fortune to work with legendary marketer Matt Furey over the last couple of years. Matt has a lot of fun making money on the Internet. Not only uses these Cartoons for his email opt-in but for his sales letters as well. One thing I learned about Matt is if something doesn’t work for him, he scraps it faster than a crack of lightning in a thunderstorm. But what I've learned most is he's not afraid to try new things - unconcerned about the failure possibility.
Bottom line, Matt has experience tremendous success marketing his products. One of his many strategies is to post entertaining and brand building cartoons (in the form of Super Hero characters) on his website. If he's had success with them, you know they'd work for your business.
Challenge yourself to think of creative ways to represent your business in a new light.
Here are what Matt and several others are saying about their Sales Cartoons.

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“I saw a 40% bump in email opt-ins since I put up my ‘Toon Vince created. Listen to what Vince has to share regarding his best kept secret to increase sales and improving your lead generation.”
Matt Furey - www.MattFurey.com |
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“If you want to stand out from the rest of the 'boring' crowd - use Vince for a personalized Adtoon! See for yourself what a difference it makes.”
Yanik Silver - www.SureFireMarketing.com |
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"Vince - your stuff works. My Email Opt-ins have increased 200% as a direct result of your creative work.
Thanks a million!"
Jim Meisenheimer - www.Meisenheimer.com
Creator No-Brainer Selling Skills |
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“I’ve seen triple the amount of Opt-ins using Sales Toons. This was the first time since JVing with two heavy hitters in the info publishing business that I’ve seen such a HUGE bump in Opt-Ins.”
Dave Woynarowski, M.D - Dr.DavesBest.com |
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"Vince is amazing, he captures your likeness
perfectly in his caricatures. My cartoon character is now coming to life and will be featured on many of my new 48 Hour Day Success Programs. I highly recommend Vince Palko for your next marketing project! Thanks Vince!"
Pete Lillo/ Aka PetethePrinter.com
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“Vince captured the essence of what I wanted with very little input from me because I wasn't quite sure what I wanted.
He sent over a couple of black and white sketches and I was able to narrow it down. He then colored it, which I didn't change at all...just made some small changes in the wording and it was ready to go. The entire process went very quickly.
I've been using my Sales Toon for some time now in a pop-up window with a sign up form for my mailing list. I was averaging 8 signups a day and now I'm averaging 20-25 sign-ups.
For anyone who understands how much money is in a list, the cartoon from Vince is a gold mine.”
Michael Gravette - SafetyTechnologies.com |
Works Better Than Sticky Fly Paper on Prospects
I respect the privacy of my clients. If they want to give me their Opt-in percentages or profit number I gladly except them. If they don’t, I don’t press simply because it’s none of my business.
I can however, show you some of my results using a strategy for email list building that I do on Google.
When it comes to selling products on Google, it serves as a good place to start to market your product. Using Google AdWords as a tool to build your list, is fantastico. There are many ways to build traffic and acquire emails. I realize this, but I wanted to show you stats from a recent campaign, you'll want to sink your teeth into.
Still Don't Believe Me – Here’s some more proof Cartoons work
When you think in terms of direct response advertising a 1% hit rate is usually good. Check out how many prospects are giving me their email because of a strategy using a cartoon. Of the people who click my ads a whopping 15.5% Opted into my email list. Google provides code that allows me to tell who opted in. That means I now have new prospects to sell products to. Multiply this number over the course of one year and without the exponential math (of people forwarding to other people) - you could gather a substantial list of 2,500 people. All coming from only one Ad and one resource.

Online business owners: don’t let this information slip by you. If you choose to do so, that’s entirely up to you. I CANNOT force you to do anything against your will. I can however, tell you though with every minute that passes and you ignore this message, you’re passing on potential prospects piling up on your website store front.
It’s like investing. The sooner you start, the faster and EASIER you get rich.
Investing in your business is much more beneficial for you in the long run. Dan Kennedy says it's for more benefitial to invest in you and your business than to invest in stocks, bonds, real estate, etc. Reason being- nothing compares to the "return on investment from nuturing and aquiring good customers." You own the gold mine of prospects and customers and are near in total control.
Now, you could choose to ignore this promotion but you'd risk relying on others to build your list and sell your products for you. Don't you want to be the one everyone comes to for JV opportunities? This is the power position all online businesses want to be in.
To sweeten the pot, I'll also throw in a few bonuses that add up to a lot of cash.
Special Bonus #1: For ordering NOW, you'll also receive an "I'm Making Money Out of Thin Air" mousepad for FREE. Subconsciously reprogram your mind to think prosperity every time you touch this pad. You have to be one of the first, though. We only have 100 pads left of this hilariously funny cartoon collector's item. After that, no more will be given away. This is a $27 dolllar value.
Special Bonus #2: In my book, "The Art of Selling Using Cartoons", you'll receive a Bonus Section where I feature Dr. Seuss' never before published cartoon ads. These hilariously funny vintage old-time ads will allow you to see the Doc wasn't just a super talented children's book writer. Any online entreprenuer can leverage these 10 tips taught by Dr. Seuss and use them for their own advertisements. Learning from his world class ads, you will better understand the importance of an eye catchy ad using rich text and imagery.
Special Bonus #3: You will also receive a Special Report titled, "How to Pull Prospects Out of Thin Air Better than Any Other Pop-Up Method." My systematic Cartoon Marketer approach will have prospects beggin' to give you their email and eventually convert to your customer.
SUPER Special Bonus #4: Plus, when you purchase The Art of Selling Using Cartoons, you'll also pocket up to $1,500 in discounts off my custom cartoon work. This is over $1,500 value that I do NOT give anywhere else, especially not on my website. I don't have to. The waiting list to do work with me is currently two months out. If this comes across as too cocky, sorry but it's the truth. My schedule is back logged with clients wanting to work with me.
My publisher persuaded me to create these Super Toon Coupons in this first run ONLY. Simply to promote my book.
When it's all said and done, you're looking at well over $2,000 in value from this package deal. I CANNOT sweeten the pot much more than that?
So remember, mediocre marketing gets mediocre results. But mega powerful marketing tactics get mega powerful results.
The choice is entirely yours.
Best,

Vince Palko
Ps. Walt Disney said, "Entertainment in its broadest sense has become a necessity rather than a luxury in the life of the American public."
I think Walt knew a thing 'er two on how to magnetically attract scores of people to his theme park.
If your prospect expects entertainment visting your site - do they get it? How can you learn from this marketing genius? Will you continue to bore the pants off your visiting prospects? Or will you learn the key secrets to make your prospects LEARN and LAUGH at the same time. The choice is up to you.
Pps. When you receive your book in the mail, you'll also receive over $1,500 in discounts on my services. This alone pays for the price of the book and then some!!!! But, yes there is a catch, you'll have to hurry. I'll only print a certain number of books with these certificates inside. So you'll want to be among the first 100 who buy to receive these amazing "I've lost it" savings.

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